Hating MySQL for the Wrong Reasons
Mar 20, 2008 / By Sheeri Cabral
Now, this always gets me, especially with MySQL. For how long will MySQL be the bastard stepchild of the database world? Because really, it’s been a full-fledged DBMS for at least 5 years. 10 years ago there were no transactions, but….that was 10 years ago! 10 years ago everyone made $100,000 per year, took 3 hour lunch breaks, played foosball in the office, coveting their IT stock and sat in massage chairs with Apple Cinema displays.
How much have *you* changed in 10 years? Your digital world? 10 years ago we paid for text messages by the character, which is why we came up with rlly abbr wrds like kthxbye! and OMG, LOL, ROFL and my favorite, ROFLPMP — because it makes me giggle whenever I meet a professional Project Manager who has PMP as a suffix.
Whoops, mini-rant aside….don’t hate MySQL for the wrong reasons. There are plenty of reasons to hate MySQL. For one, the hack called replication, particularly the binlog-do-db hack — replicating commands not on the basis the database you’re affecting, but on the basis of the database you’re in at the time. For another, the fact that the query match has to match text exactly, sensitive to whitespace and case changes.
But hating MySQL because “it sucks” or because “it doesn’t have blah feature” — which, 9 times out of 10, it has — is just wrong. The worst part is that many of these folks that spread this FUD are smart people. They just don’t know a lot about the subject at hand, and what they do know is old, second-hand or both. And honestly they don’t have a lot to gain by saying what they do. So why bother?
I’m young, but I’ve been around enough to know there is no one perfect solution. Every DBMS, whether it’s Oracle, MySQL, Ingres, Postgres, FileMaker, Microsoft SQL Server, Microsoft Access or SQLite (and you could argue whether or not those last 2 are even DBMS) have reasons to hate them. There are plenty of reasons to hate any piece of software. Each DBMS is the right tool for a set of jobs, and the wrong tool for another set of jobs.
That being said, in order to combat this, I have done something I don’t often do — submitted the same workshop proposal to a few conferences. I enjoy speaking at conferences because I enjoy researching topics too, so giving the same presentation over and over doesn’t appeal to me — I also get annoyed at seeing some of the same presentations offered over and over, but I do know deep in my heart that there are a lot of people that still need to learn that stuff.
“How to Stop Hating MySQL: Fixes for Common Mistakes and Myths”. I’ll let you know if the talks are accepted.
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