Married Life, a poem

#!/usr/bin/perl

# inspired by a colleague, who pointed out
# wives might prefer Perl to their husbands,
# considering the superior aptitude of the former
# over the latter to DWIM.

# Married Life, a poem

my $dear;

time for our $talk;

my $patience = pop;

warn "so, this is is the deal:";

    END { sleep }

    do $chores;

    open $door and goto $store and buy( $milk )

    or die;

select $wisely;

__END__