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		<title>Pythian&#8217;s Alex Gorbachev in Oracle Magazine</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a look at this! The January/February edition of Oracle Magazine features an interview with The Pythian Group&#8217;s Vice President East Asia-Pacific, Alex Gorbachev. Congrats, Alex! It must be said here that Alex is no Christo Kutrovsky, a fact that the editors of Oracle Magazine have underscored by publishing a very small picture of Alex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheeri&#8217;s Sordid Past</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I confess &#8212; I have not always been an exclusive MySQL user. I have fooled around with other DBMSs. I was young, inexperienced, and I needed the money, I swear! This comes about because I was doing some electronic de-crufting&#8230;.From a file last modified on 10:50 am on 2005-06-30: > more addcatalog.sh #!/bin/sh db2 catalog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oracle is Not Compatible with Oracle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a short blog entry about a funny error message I&#8217;ve got while trying to activate a physical standby database: SQL&#62; alter database recover managed standby database finish skip standby logfile; alter database recover managed standby database finish skip standby logfile * ERROR at line 1: ORA-00283: recovery session canceled due to errors ORA-01110: data [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christo Kutrovsky, Oracle Pinup!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to Christo, Senior (and stylish!) DBA for The Pythian Group, on his spread in the July/August issue of Oracle Magazine, which you can download! Just jump straight to page 41 (not page 3), feast your eyes and hear what he has to say about Oracle Enterprise Manager! Here&#8217;s a sneak preview! Christo is wearing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are you tired of weak, crappy coffee?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 14:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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