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		<title>Incident Notification &#8211; Pythian internal &#8211; Jul 29th 3PM EDT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have incident reporting procedures at Pythian. This incident report was sent just recently internally at Pythian. We learned some good lessons from it so I hope it would be useful to the community as well &#8211; copying it below as is&#8230; As part of our incident management process, you will find below a summary [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the 182nd edition of Log Buffer, the weekly review of database blogs. Make sure to read the whole edition so you do not miss where to submit your SQL limerick! This week started out with me posting about International Women&#8217;s Day, and has me personally attending Confoo (Montreal) which is an excellent conference [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exceptional Software Explained: Embrace Error &#8211; Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Why Postgres is Superior to MySQL</title>
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